- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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