- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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