A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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tims sty:)

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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9/11.

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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