- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Bob Saget

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

womens rights

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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