- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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