- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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