- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Knock, knock. Come in.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

breasts

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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