There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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kevin kim

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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Anti Joke

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