- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Misner is a twat.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Everybody love food when they are hungry

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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