why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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