Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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mark is religion

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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call me maybe.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Fat people

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