What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Women's rights

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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America

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Joke

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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