So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Tell you something funny.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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AIDS

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Needless to say,

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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