Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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