There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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