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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

once upon a time, it snowed

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

A man... walks.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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