- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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