- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

I said I hate niiggers

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Whats white? A fridge

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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