- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Grammer is very important

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

VAGINA.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

roses are red, violets are blue.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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