- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

HURT

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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