- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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