A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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H o m o comes out as homo

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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