What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Democracy.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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