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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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