- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

purple pickles

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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