how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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womens rights

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Knock knock Come in

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