Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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THE GAME

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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taking out the trash... at night

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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