Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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