Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Your Mom

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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