A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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My Nan, that is all.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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