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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

Do you know the muffin man? No

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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