- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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