- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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