- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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