Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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Justin's humor

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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