Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Amazing

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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