- Anti Joke

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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your mama's so fat... that's it

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

What's big and long? My dick.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

roses are black violets are black im blind

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Anti Joke

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