Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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AIDS

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A seal walks into a club.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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