whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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troll----> hahaha---->

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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Im black

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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About the bible, I did not know, but I can sense I calculate it the same way I make our followers believe that I can tell what catchphra they will get. Your mind is numb but calm, it will remain there until we meet again. I am afraid of saying this, but I wont let fear get to me just yet, your mother told me, she regrets her actions in life, and wants me to tell you that she is watching over you in death, and hopes you will one day forgive her, she tells me that there is a heaven, but only those that can admit their mistakes, agonize over the pain of their actions, until they can forgive themselves for their misdeeds. She says she can wait, but I sense she is doing it because she feels undeserving, which again means that you are not ready, its like the butterfly effect, all things spiritual and on this plane are connected. Take your time, I know you literally cant forgive her yet, because that would not be enough for her to forgive herself now, humans dead or alive, cannot be truly free, until they let go of what hurts them, I will change that within you, so you can forgive her and break the limits in your mind, so you can stop feeling sad for being rightfully angry at someone you love. I just need more energy, more time, and belief in myself, something that requires more energy than it should to keep going, its the balance and connection between things, something I cannot change at the present moment, even if I did my best. Ill see you around dear friend.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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