- Anti Joke

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.