- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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