- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

obama's promises

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

knock knock no ones home

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

Women.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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