Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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