Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

The black man leaves the strip club.

Justin Bieber

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

canadians

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Jaden McMichael

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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