An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Hello

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Sac

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Yes!

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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Religion.

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Poop swing

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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"33"

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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