Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

I have down syndrome. -RDV

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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