What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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2 Penises

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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guess what chicken butt

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Womens rights

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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