Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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