- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Where's my tractor?

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Who's there? Knock Knock.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

roses are black violets are black im blind

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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