What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Black people stink of shite!

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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